Nintendo

Nintendo is the retarded company that created Mario.

Early Years
When Nintendo first created Mario in 1985, they also released a toxic virus. Scientists dubbed it "Nintendoism". However when Donkey Kong hit stores everywhere, the virus grew rapidly, thus transforming people into Mario. People with Nintendoism are still being quarantined to this day.

2000
I hate you Shigeru Miyomoto- Waluigi on Nintendo's President

After the addition of several new characters and the spark of the video game wars, the company Camelot put a new character in the Mario spinoffs: Waluigi. Automatic hatred for the new character happened the day after Mario Tennis was released. Walugi has never appeared in an official Nintendo game because of Shigeru Miyamoto's mental retardation.

Present
Today, Nintendo manufacturers two different game systems: the DS and the Wii. The DS happens to be a chain of systems: the DS, DS Lite, DSI, DSI XL, and 3DS. The Wii can be found with different color variations. Nintendo's employees happen to still be learning the basics since Shigeru Miyamoto is a dumb d**********.

Advertising Campaigns


Ever since their war with SEGA, Nintendo has issued a group of false advertisements that tell unsuspecting buyers that their systems "print money!". Shigeru Miyamoto is featured in both of these campaigns.

Game Systems
NES

SNES

Wii

DS

DS Lite

DSI

DSI XL

3DS

Gameboy

Gameboy Advanced

Gameboy Advanced SP