Waluigi



Waluigi is the most disrespected Mario character of all time, so I hope he gets a positive review from at least one of you.

Mario's Thoughts
Dumb, stupid, thoughtless, wierd. Those are the only words I can think of about this --- wierdo. I don't know who he thinks he is, but he's a loser, a credit wantin' loser!

Waluigi's Response
Shut up you --- loser! I can't believe you blamed me for the destruction of your bath tub! And don't think I would forget the time you completely said up to fifteen bad words on international television, which is completely illegal in the Mushroom Kingdom. The youngest toads are still having their memories erased from that violent day. You even tried to frame Wario for it, which even Peach didn't believe. You're just glad you haven't seen my next plot to overthrow you, you pathetic, overweight slob of frickin' pathetic barf! You and your brother make me sick!

Luigi's Thoughts
I hate him! During Bowser's Funeral, he ran over my girlfriend (sure I hated her guts anyway but still!). He's as pathetic as Wario.

Waluigi's Response
Really Luigi? Really? Are you going to bring up Daisy every time you talk about me? You're a pathetic loser!

Waluigi's Biography
Waluigi was born in Anti-Land, seventeen years before the Great Koopa War. Baby Waluigi was commonly seen wondering the streets with a pirahna plant, seeking refuge in dark alleys, and crap like that. When he journeyed to Thwomp Island, he met Wario, and the two bought a house back in Anti-Land one year before Bowser the Great invaded the land and started the Great Koopa War. During the war, Waluigi and Wario moved into the Mushroom Kingdom and got jobs. Wario and Waluigi met Mario on their way to see Peach and battered the plumber into a pulp after Mario refused to sell Waluigi a Bob-omb. Waluigi went on to meet Peach while Wario went into the dentist office. Almost two hours later Waluigi went back to the office and personally knocked Luigi senseless with forty painful *** kicks. Later Waluigi and Wario went to go get Peach a present but went into a museum by mistake. They tried to get a star but Mario and Luigi tried to stop them. Waluigi and Wario faced a humiliating defeat and are currently hiding out ina a safehouse in the Mushroom Kingdom.